Do You Know What Really Grinds My Gears??

So do you know what really grinds my gears today???? People who exaggerate when they sneeze. I mean come on why the hell do you need to drag out the ewwwwwwwwwwwwww on a feakin sneeze like do you have to make sure everyone around you knows you just sneezed or what???? It`s not an orgasm you don`t need to try to make it last longer. I mean are you starved for attention or what???