So Called Reality TV

You know what really grinds my gears??? Reality TV fist of all i don`t think anything on TV right now could be called Reality, no one I know live a life where get to travel all over the world for free, spend months in the Amazon, hang out and date Rock Stars, get set up with a bunch of hot women just to find your "one true love", or live at a hotel with a bunch of good looking people. In my opinion if it was really reality TV it would be people on their couch eating chips and watching TV, which would be really boring but that`s my true reality, so in a sense these shows should be called non-reality TV. Cause it ain`t my reality that`s for sure.

I mean really how many Times can Bret Micheal's find love only to have it fail a couple months latter. Shit it`s all the same type of girls every season on the show Former Strippers and porn Stars with fake boobs. Perhaps next time he should toss in a few Liberians, School Bus Drivers and Social workers.

As for Survivor they just keep doing the same crap over and over again lets go to a warm destination and run through different obstacle courses. I mean i don`t even think they have to each weird shit anymore. Come on stop doing the show in Africa, The Amazon, and other warm locations and do one in Northern Russia or Canada somewhere.

The most non reality TV show though must be Paradise Hotel where they took like 20 good looking people and shack em up together and then rotate who you`re rooming with every week. Talk about a good plot for a porno movie.

Dr. Phil

Man this guy just keeps pissing me off. First people actually listen to him and all he does is state the obvious. Like "so you have a drinking problem maybe you should stop drinking". WELL NO SHIT.

Now he`s gone and rewarded stupidity by helping the Octudummy get a bigger house and free Nursing care. COME ON these people shouldn`t be rewarded they should be weeded out of the population.

Oh and P.S. he isn`t even a REAL DOCTOR. I hope something goes wrong and someone sue`s his ass for the bad advice someday that`ll shut him up

Backpacks/Briefcases on Wheels

How lazy can a person be??? I mean do you really need wheels on these things, they are ment to be carried not pulled behind you. What`s next women's hand bags or purses on wheels??? as for kids like seriously I`m sure they don`t have that much home work.

Shit if everyone had one of this think of how crowded sidewalks would be, COME ON it`s called a BACK pack for a reason, not a pull pack.

Lame people at Concerts

Ok I got a few things here that really grind my gears. I discovered these while attending the Motley Crüe concert Tuesday night.

1. No matter how cool of a parent you are your kid does not want to be seen with you at a concert. You`ll just look lame and sit in your seat all night instead of standing up and having a good time like the rest of us. You`ll probably complain about the screaming and loud clapping and look like a fool.

2. If it takes you 2 days to recover from a concert you`re probably too old to go in the first place. Maybe you should have stayed home and watched Matlock instead (you know who you are).

3. If you work at a concert venue, expect that people are going to be drinking and doing some crazy shit. I mean it`s Motley freakin Crüe of course people are going to be drinking a lot and going a little nuts . If you can`t deal with it perhaps you should have signed up to work Kenny Chesney instead.

Chain mail email

This crap really pisses me off. Ok stop sending me this crap, Microsoft is not gonna turn off my hotmail account if i don`t forward this to 15 of my friends and Bill Gates is definitely not going to send me $1 for every friend I send this email too. Signing your name to an email petition will not get shit done. Do you honestly think people are going to look at a list of TYPED names and think it`s valid. Oh and believe me when I say this since I work for a telephone company the 90# crap will not give someone access to make a long distance call and it be billed to you. It does not work on a home phone.

The Octudummy

This Woman really grinds my gears. First you already have like 6 kids and you`re on welfare. You don`t need to have anymore even if you were only trying for one. The government should make it mandatory that any women that`s on welfare with 4 or more kids can`t purchase fertility drugs.

Like this woman must have road the short bus, and of course TLC or some other stupid network has offered her a TV contract (talk about promoting stupidity) lets give someone who`s done something dumb as this a TV show so more idiots try the same thing.

Tim Horton`s

I swear Tim Horton's must put crack in their Coffee, cause people will stand in a line that goes outside in the freezing cold to get a coffee you can get two feet away probably for less then what you have to pay at Tim`s. Like have you completely lost your mind. Kick the Habbit and drink beer instead.